New York, Thursday, October 21, 2004:
Wall Street
executives overdosed on Drufiacc
Sixteen Wall Street-brokers are reported OD’d on Drufiacc. Known symptoms are
loud humming in public areas during office hours. Advanced stages are recognized
by a big smiley face and radiating tunes, commonly identified as modern variants
of traditional Norwegian music. Reliable treatment is not yet available. The
Hetty Ford Clinic is preparing a future program for Drufiacc-addicts. Dollywood
celebrities and business-executives has already lined up for extensive
treatment. The renowned american lawyer, Andy
McGribb, announces large scale litigation towards the Norwegian manufacturer 2L.